Feb 1st and misinterpret things in the folowing way?
"Hi, where are you?"
"I am at home, how about you?
"I am still in Nevis, but heading to Montserrat tomorrow. I called the home
phone first, why didn't you answer that phone?"
"I was chipping ice"
I looked at my watch and wondered why she was drinking frozen drinks so
early in the day on a Sunday, presumably alone.
"It is a little warmer today, and I wanted to chip the ice off of the
driveway while the sun is shining"
I think I may be a little out of touch with the realities of winter. I will
be aiming the pointy end of the boat north soon.